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April 19th, 2012, 7:59 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbNew York Post just published some pictures of the hooker who destroyed carrier of the fine men who protected chief US pimp. hereShe looks quite hot. Are you sure that they were only paying $47? In USA she could charge 10 times that amount. Heck, Gov. S was paying $4,300 per hour. Those eleven Secret Service guys were getting a superb bargain. Why did they refuse to pay?
 
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April 19th, 2012, 8:16 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: traderjoe1976 QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbNew York Post just published some pictures of the hooker who destroyed carrier of the fine men who protected chief US pimp. hereShe looks quite hot. Are you sure that they were only paying $47? In USA she could charge 10 times that amount. Heck, Gov. S was paying $4,300 per hour. Those eleven Secret Service guys were getting a superb bargain. Why did they refuse to pay?Actually the price was around $250, $47 is the disputed difference which caused all this mess.
 
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April 19th, 2012, 8:20 pm

Wow. The way i understood the article is the pimp got $250 and she asked for $80 on top and got only $30. In any case, I think i need urgently to research some quant trading opportunities in Cartaghena. I've been saying for a long time -- US needs to get rid of immigration obstacles for Latin American and Eastern European women. And legalize prostitution. Then this formidable issue of a bunch of guys sleeping with a bunch of girls and paying them would be taken off the hands of our all encompassing government. Maybe even some minor details. like US borrowing close to $115 million every hour 365 days a year, 24 hour a day could be worth time of our valiant public servants.
 
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April 19th, 2012, 8:33 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaI think i need urgently to research some quant trading opportunities There are certainly some cunt trading opportunities there
 
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April 19th, 2012, 9:43 pm

I totally agree with you man. It is a shame that the USA is so uptight about prostitution. In Canada, everything is done legally and the hookers are super-hot. Just take a look at the photos on Backpage.com for Montreal Escorts. It will blow your mind.The Canadian strips clubs are even allowed to sponsor work permits for these super-hot Eastern European women to come to Canada and work as strippers.USA really needs to get its head out of its arse and legalize hookers and give automatic Green Cards to any hot Eastern Eurpoean woman who want to move to USA. They are never going to be a burden on the USA economy. Right now USA is full of these old, depressing people who only want to talk about their medical problems. They should send all these old folks to Eastern Europe and bring only the hot young Eastern European women into the USA as replacements. Also send all the fatties to Eastern Europe to make way for some more hot Eastern Eyuropean women.
 
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April 19th, 2012, 10:14 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: traderjoe1976USA really needs to get its head out of its arse and legalize hookers and give automatic Green Cards to any hot Eastern Eurpoean woman who want to move to USA.You have no idea. They get tourist visa and move to Miami for as long as they want. Then if they want green card, they have to blow US citizen for free. I never heard of anyone getting deported, except one girl who visited CA then took bus home through Texas, even though she was told exactly what would happen.If they got automatic green card, they wouldn't stand outside my door waiting for me to wake up so they can make arepas. They would just sit in their little immigrant community, making arepas with all the other Venezuelan girls.
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April 19th, 2012, 10:43 pm

You are bunch of dogs, horny dogs. What 'bout feelings, respect, family values, all you seems to care about is to score with some good looking slut with juicy boobs, wet cunt and semi open mouth who doesn't speak English. Shame, shame on you!
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April 20th, 2012, 3:08 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbYou are bunch of dogs, horny dogs. What 'bout feelings, respect, family values, all you seems to care about is to score with some good looking slut with juicy boobs, wet cunt and semi open mouth who doesn't speak English. Shame, shame on you!Right. I am worried our friend Errrb might be slightly inconvenienced right now. This just sounds like beginning of Fermion address to the UN that some jihadis making poor Errrb to read. Probably something about American imperialism and Israel militarism is coming up next. Hang on man, we don't leave friends behind -- bombing of Errrb headquaters with smoked pork, cold beer, and old issues of Hustler magazine is being set up as we speak.
 
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April 20th, 2012, 11:22 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbWhat 'bout feelings, respect, family valuesThat is why they should not get automatic green cards where they can become hookers or get married to the government. They should be forced to marry actual US-citizen employed men to get green cards.
 
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April 20th, 2012, 1:13 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdna QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbYou are bunch of dogs, horny dogs. What 'bout feelings, respect, family values, all you seems to care about is to score with some good looking slut with juicy boobs, wet cunt and semi open mouth who doesn't speak English. Shame, shame on you!Right. I am worried our friend Errrb might be slightly inconvenienced right now. This just sounds like beginning of Fermion address to the UN that some jihadis making poor Errrb to read. Probably something about American imperialism and Israel militarism is coming up next. Hang on man, we don't leave friends behind -- bombing of Errrb headquaters with smoked pork, cold beer, and old issues of Hustler magazine is being set up as we speak.LOL, I was trying to write something sensitive just to wash out the solid consensus among respectful members of this forum about the urgency of legalization of prostitution and women trafficking, but then something strange happened. Perhaps, it's spring, or may be it's somehow one of farmer's typical events happened in a different place. Anyway, I was sitting in a relatively empty bus, going uptown to do some boring things which are not relevant here. Suddenly this blonde woman entered the bus and sat next to me, ignoring all empty sits around. She had very short dress which looked different from what you usually see in Manhattan and disproportionally long legs. She asked me: You don't mind me sitting here? To be honest I was not in a mood for a small talk, so I was going to mumble something neutral like: Why don't you piss off, stupid cunt!, but then I noticed she had a very strange tattoo on her wrist. The location was strange and also the picture, it looked like a thing which russian "thief in law" should have rather than this girl. I looked at her again, it turned out she had bottomless blue eyes of the angel. P.S. I have to run now (to be continued)
 
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April 20th, 2012, 1:20 pm

Errb,Your writing style is blossoming. This is a new genre.
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April 20th, 2012, 2:33 pm

Quote I looked at her again, it turned out she had bottomless blue eyes of the angel. P.S. I have to run now (to be continued)Yeah, miracles happen. I remember going down to a subway years back and seeing an absolutely stunning blonde blue eyed girl on the platform. Unfortunately, she didn't really sit on my lap and started kissing me in an empty train, young Tom Cruise style. However, i came up to her and said something to an extent of 'WTF is someone like you doing in this underworld?'. Naturally the girl spoke Russian, i might have even asked that in Russian to begin with. We even went out for some time. She was former Miss Lithuania, and whole bunch of other miss whatever, but extremely damaged goods as far as her head was concerned. Her ex was an ex judo champion and ex contract killer, currently a thriving "businessman" providing protection, and she couldn't get over him. Your story kind of reminded me those good days.
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April 20th, 2012, 4:26 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: Cuchulainn Errb,Your writing style is blossoming. This is a new genre.Thanks, Cuhulainn The only problem is that the story is not self-contained with clear climax as the one which Zerdna described below, it's actually unfolding as we speak. I looked at her again, it turned out she had bottomless blue eyes of the angel.I smiled, she giggled: Vaht's your name? Her accent sounded Polish. As a kid I had many Polish friends so I can talk some Polish, just enough to make a good impression: "Yanek, shithead, I told you not to store my vodka in your condom commode!" So I said: "My trusted friends call me Felix". If you are going to lie about something at least try to give some little believable details. I also said I liked the tattoo on her wrist. "You like art?" - she asked. "Fucking tak!" - I replied, it was a lie again the closest I ever came to art is helping neighbor's kid to make a 2 dimensional model of a hooker flattened by asphalt roller for his science class.
 
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April 20th, 2012, 4:48 pm

Awesome story - deserves its own thread.Possible title:"It's a Man's World - by Errrb"
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