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April 27th, 2012, 7:53 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: traderjoe1976There was a young fella named farmerWho thought he was a charmerHis cycle fell on his legNow he has to begFor the hookers to suck his hammerTJ, like I said, you still aren't scanning properly. It's very easy if you read it to yourself exaggerating the rhythm. Missing or extra syllables spoil the effect. Let me help you:There was a young fella named farmerWho thought that he was a charmerHis bike fell on his legNow he has to begFor the hookers to suck on his hammer
 
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April 27th, 2012, 7:57 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: traderjoe1976There was a young fella named farmerWho thought he was a charmerI wish I were a charmer. I would have 200 Russian girls who prefer to fuck an opera over an actual flesh man. You will not find a quote from the day I was born until today where I ever imagine myself to be a charmer. My anecdotes more often involve shouting at policemen, or arguing with call-center agents.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:01 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionTJ, like I said, you still aren't scanning properly.Fermion, nobody has any idea what the fuck you are talking about. Tell us how to make a killer milkshake like they used to back in the '50's.To be a charmer with girls requires has a prerequisite: Finding girls with one cell of cellulite attractive. I do not.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:05 pm

Taking your side for a minute, I did tell a girl in careers that the first thing I would like to see on her resume would be her dried, dead uterus.I know she is now weeping over being stuck with her current man, and lamenting that did chance did not somehow bless her to meet me first.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:18 pm

I am just baffled. I tore up a customer-service escalation agent yesterday so that my friend's jaw needed to be picked up off the ground. I ruined a medical billing specialist's entire day. And you characterize me as thinking of myself as charming?I really thought I was one of the rougher and more rugged people to talk to in these forums. Am I kidding myself? One of us is 1,000 miles out of reality. Do I really come across as shooting the charm angle? Anybody? That would be a real eye-opener for me.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:21 pm

I don't have a time for new poetry for a bit, but i'd like to enter into the contest one of my famous old pieces Quote Originally posted by: Fermion I have enjoyed sex in the shower amongst many other places... But I'm told there is pleasure to be had from prostate stimulation...Meeting Fate. A true shower story.Before the fall of Berlin WallFerm stood alone in shower stallHe saw a man with ample gut"Das Kapital" tatooed on buttSwept with immediate affectionFerm sprung directly in the actionNow, with his fellow democratsFerm talks of joys of male prostates
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:29 pm

wait, i found one more of my masterpieces on the topic Unfortunate bee storyA little bee was very meanIt flew around like machineA typical capitalistic beeA creature full of greed and gleeBut once this meanie little rakeCommited tragical mistakeHe stung conceitely FermionAnd suddenly his mean was goneThe poor bee now doesn't flyHis mind completely went awryHe sleeps until the afternoonAnd raves like crazy of commune
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April 27th, 2012, 8:29 pm

When zerdna visited TwickenhamHe dreamed of assholes and licking 'emBut the syph he contractedMade him radio-activeNow he ponders on noses and picking 'em.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:35 pm

Since we are allowed to repost old ones (changed slightly)...there once was a student name aminwho went to northwestern for traininhe learned to do mathbut it wasnt his pathweb posting instead he found fame in
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:41 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionWhen zerdna visited TwickenhamHe dreamed of assholes and licking 'emBut the syph he contractedMade him radio-activeNow he ponders on noses and picking 'em.Wow, English is your native language? Not talking of your wonderful imagery, rhyming 'em and 'em is a very strong poetic move, Fermazoid. Rhyming contracted and radio-active is quite something as well. How did you get through college -- was there affirmation action for dyslexic pedophiles 60 years ago already?
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April 27th, 2012, 8:44 pm

Old cocksucker Fermion,Lost his little last coilon.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:53 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaQuoteOriginally posted by: FermionWhen zerdna visited TwickenhamHe dreamed of assholes and licking 'emBut the syph he contractedMade him radio-activeNow he ponders on noses and picking 'em.Wow, English is your native language? Not talking of your wonderful imagery, rhyming 'em and 'em is a very strong poetic move, Fermazoid. Rhyming contracted and radio-active is quite something as well.How sad that my efforts are wasted on such an idiot who doesn't understand that "licking" rhymes with "picking" and "Twicken"! And apparently has never discovered that poetic license permits approximation in rhyming for the sake of meaning. I really wish you would acquire some real culture zerdna instead of all this posing you seem to love.QuoteHow did you get through college -- was there affirmation action for dyslexic pedofils 60 years ago already?Oh wait, they weren't wasted after all. You really are churning up with anger! I'm so happy! I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears.
 
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April 27th, 2012, 8:54 pm

I thought you would have the sense Errrb to run away and die. But apparently not, soThere once was a scat fan named ErrrbWho loved to chew on a turdBut when his positionSuggested coitionHe was fucked up the ass by a Serb
 
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April 27th, 2012, 9:00 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: trackstarErrrb inspires me a lot. not a lot of people can say that
knowledge comes, wisdom lingers
 
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April 27th, 2012, 9:02 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnawait, i found one more of my masterpieces on the topic Unfortunate bee storyA little bee was very meanIt flew around like machineA typical capitalistic beeA creature full of greed and gleeBut once this meanie little rakeCommited tragical mistakeHe stung conceitely FermionAnd suddenly his mean was goneThe poor bee now doesn't flyHis mind completely went awryHe sleeps until the afternoonAnd raves like crazy of communecome on Z - limericks have 5 lines.
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