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zerdna
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April 28th, 2012, 10:37 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionQuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaback for a sec...There lived an old creep who collected welfareWith love for the sheep that was really rareHe also enjoyed it when children undressHe preached communism and got banged in the assCreeps name Fermion -- you're already awareYou're still not getting the rhythm. Let me correct youThere lived an old creep on welfareWith love for the sheep that was rareLike children undressedTo be raped in the assBy zerdna the pedophile quare Apart from the usual plagiarizing, what you are saying here is that you are dreaming of me doing to your ass what you usually fantasize "black gay people with tremendous powers" would do. This probably counts as a compliment in your circles, but realistically you should keep your erotic fantasies focused on corpses and goats.
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April 28th, 2012, 10:56 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: FermionFor those who haven't yet got it:How to write a LimerickMaybe get them on 3/4 timeThis is useful. They could also try heroic couplets - a little more freedom maybeaabbccddee, 10-12 lines is good (ff). You can also end with a recursion to d.You can go for the iambic pentameter, but you can also shorten that, as long as it swings along.I have changed the line spacing in the previous poem to show - it is an heroic couplet; I just split the first few lines... There are many variants if you look up sonnets too.
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April 28th, 2012, 12:33 pm

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Errrb
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April 28th, 2012, 1:22 pm

Dickangelika wants to be a quantShe had to zip her stupid cuntIn order grow her little brainShe needs to learn how to abstainFrom using her enormous cunt again
 
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April 28th, 2012, 1:26 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: FermionWhile farmer was tending his marrowHe found a dead whore in his barrowHe said "I could suck herOr even just fuck herBut my dick is exceedingly narrow"The last line would need something like this to make sense, if you had a brain.Fermion's hot tub got shallowthrough a hole plugged with his old marshmallowhe said "I've plugged holesof some boys young and oldbut my dick is exceedingly narrow"
 
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April 28th, 2012, 2:12 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: trackstarQuoteOriginally posted by: daveangelQuoteOriginally posted by: trackstarErrrb inspires me a lot. not a lot of people can say thatBrawling with boys in the mud is fun sometimes!Trackstar was the queen of OTTempting hunks and rogues with much gleeShe'd post many quotations.Induce much machination.Sparring with Errrb, Farmer, and Z.
 
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Traden4Alpha
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April 28th, 2012, 2:19 pm

An old left-wing bully was Fermion.His propaganda smelt of Red carrion.For all his spittle and spitehe squawked pathetic poor fightas his dogma'd been dead for an eon.
 
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April 28th, 2012, 2:30 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbDickangelika wants to be a quantShe had to zip her stupid cuntIn order grow her little brainShe needs to learn how to abstainFrom using her enormous cunt againyou still aren't getting this limerick thing - you must try harder Errrb
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zerdna
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April 28th, 2012, 2:33 pm

More on the topicWhen old Ferm in his wheelchair gets viagra with welfareGraves need once again repair while sheep tremble in despairDiagnosed as a debilZoo, necro, pedofilCurrently in route to Cairo, their corpses to take care
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April 28th, 2012, 2:40 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ErrrbDickangelika wants to be a quantShe had to zip her stupid cuntIn order grow her little brainShe needs to learn how to abstainFrom using her enormous cunt againErrrb in the Off Topic to joust he doth attemptwith many but especially those of a liberal bentthere to curse, flail and wailall to no availbecause we have the measure of his sad dement
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April 28th, 2012, 3:39 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaQuoteOriginally posted by: FermionQuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaback for a sec...There lived an old creep who collected welfareWith love for the sheep that was really rareHe also enjoyed it when children undressHe preached communism and got banged in the assCreeps name Fermion -- you're already awareYou're still not getting the rhythm. Let me correct youThere lived an old creep on welfareWith love for the sheep that was rareLike children undressedTo be raped in the assBy zerdna the pedophile quare Apart from the usual plagiarizing,I help you out and you tell me I'm plagiarizing? There's no gratitude from some people.Quotewhat you are saying here is that you are dreaming of me doing to your ass what you usually fantasize "black gay people with tremendous powers" would do.And when I help you so that your fantasy scans correctly, you tell me it's mine!What a loser!
 
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April 28th, 2012, 3:42 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: zerdnaMore on the topicWhen old Ferm in his wheelchair gets viagra with welfareGraves need once again repair while sheep tremble in despairDiagnosed as a debilZoo, necro, pedofilCurrently in route to Cairo, their corpses to take care1st, 2nd and 5th lines are too long. But I won't help you out this time. You're too much of an ungrateful poser.
 
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April 28th, 2012, 3:52 pm

"Mr policeman I truly thought it had been an Egyptian dead woman momified in a coat"
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April 28th, 2012, 4:01 pm

In sex traden had no successNot even a loving caressWhen lacking a blow-jobHe turned to a snow-jobBut lost every fight nonetheless
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