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September 6th, 2012, 3:58 pm

i need 7000EUR (8900USD) by the end of next week.- no initial amount- no specific skill or talent- no high net worth and generous contact in my network- must be legal- no swindle, lie, or the like- nothing harmful for anyone including myself- no sex involved- nothing weird in general- discretion a plus- no money backany ideas? EDIT: hopefully, I will be made brilliant suggestions, help myself and ask the administrator to move this thread in the Economics Forum that is "The forum for discussing macro and micro issues, maybe even how to save the world".
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September 6th, 2012, 4:02 pm

Kickstarter + a really cool idea? (OK, the time frame might be too tight and it means you need to do something cool with the money)How about peer-to-peer lending (prosper.com, amone.com, etc.)?
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September 6th, 2012, 4:45 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: edouardi need 7000EUR (8900USD) by the end of next week.- no sex involvedAre you really afraid of this?
 
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September 6th, 2012, 4:54 pm

work as a dominatrix.QuoteOriginally posted by: edouardi need 7000EUR (8900USD) by the end of next week.- no initial amount Check. Quote- no specific skill or talent Check. Quote- no high net worth and generous contact Check. Quote- must be legal Probably check, depends a bit on your location.Quote- no swindle, lie, or the like Check. Quote- not harmful for anyone including myself We'll skip this one.Quote- no sex involved Check. Quote- nothin weird in general Probably skip that one too.Quote- discretion a plus Check. Quote- no money back Check. Quoteany ideas?So it's really 8/10. Top that.
 
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September 6th, 2012, 4:55 pm

you answer made me laugh. LOL
 
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September 6th, 2012, 4:57 pm

Quotei need 7000EUR (8900USD) by the end of next weekWhy do you need the money? What about poetry, e.g. "Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed? I'm right on my uppers. I can pay you back when this postal order comes from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble's getting better. Love, Ewan. " And the brilliantly allegorical 'What's twenty quid to the bloody Midland Bank?' and more recently his prizewinning poem to the Arts Council: 'Can you lend me a thousand quid?'
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September 6th, 2012, 5:10 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuotei need 7000EUR (8900USD) by the end of next weekWhy do you need the money? What about poetry, e.g. "Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed? I'm right on my uppers. I can pay you back when this postal order comes from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble's getting better. Love, Ewan. " And the brilliantly allegorical 'What's twenty quid to the bloody Midland Bank?' and more recently his prizewinning poem to the Arts Council: 'Can you lend me a thousand quid?'15 boxes of assorted fruits
 
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September 6th, 2012, 5:14 pm

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September 6th, 2012, 5:41 pm

I actually know a couple ways you could. But I am not going to tell you because I don't think you will actually do it. It is a lot of steps and a lot of work. And I am not totally sure you could make it come together. So don't ask, lol...The best one I would do, except I don't speak Spanish and I think you do. Can you speak Spanish like an indian?
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September 6th, 2012, 5:49 pm

New idea:
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September 6th, 2012, 6:01 pm

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September 6th, 2012, 7:23 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunsell 1401 tickets for something stupid like a brand new toy yoda. You will only disappoint 1 person -the winner-, and you can easily refund him/her the 5 Euro ticket price.LOL
 
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September 6th, 2012, 9:14 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: farmerI actually know a couple ways you could. But I am not going to tell you because I don't think you will actually do it. It is a lot of steps and a lot of work. And I am not totally sure you could make it come together. So don't ask, lol...The best one I would do, except I don't speak Spanish and I think you do. Can you speak Spanish like an indian?Doubling the voice of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (the character in the Simpsons) for the Mexican TV?
 
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September 6th, 2012, 9:16 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuotei need 7000EUR (8900USD) by the end of next weekWhy do you need the money? What about poetry, e.g. "Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed? I'm right on my uppers. I can pay you back when this postal order comes from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble's getting better. Love, Ewan. " And the brilliantly allegorical 'What's twenty quid to the bloody Midland Bank?' and more recently his prizewinning poem to the Arts Council: 'Can you lend me a thousand quid?'15 boxes of assorted fruitsWhat do I have to do with these boxes of assorted fruits?(I admit my Japanese is short)
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