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March 20th, 2020, 5:02 pm

Sadly the current situation won’t solve plastic in the oceans.
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 20th, 2020, 5:48 pm

I'm sure greta had a pole with a nail on it and was studiously removing it on her voyage. there is also this genuinely helpful young guy working on it : https://mymodernmet.com/boyan-slat-ocean-cleanup/
 
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March 20th, 2020, 8:12 pm

Just 15 minutes? Poor ISayMoo got stuck with me in London. He has to run 4 miles every day (with weights!) and eat grass, because that's the only thing I can cook (cocina vegana!). He's already lost 4 pounds.
Don't you know that must be smoked? Or are you feeding him space cake?
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March 20th, 2020, 8:28 pm

Just 15 minutes? Poor ISayMoo got stuck with me in London. He has to run 4 miles every day (with weights!) and eat grass, because that's the only thing I can cook (cocina vegana!). He's already lost 4 pounds.
Hawaiian slogan: "Eat more veg'aina." 

'aina means country.
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 20th, 2020, 9:17 pm

With all brothels closed, penisular climate comes to the forum.
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 20th, 2020, 9:27 pm

It’s springtime and boys will be boys. : )

Look what is growing in the garden here... Irises!

Photo taken just now.
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 20th, 2020, 9:28 pm

Junior was in a restaurant in Indonesia and had to go to the restroom (squat toilet) because he had the runs (diarrhea) . Of course no decadent toilet paper (use gayung), So he wrapped a towel around his loins, went back to the restaurant to get a good supply of napkins.

I would not recommend standing in that condition. The fallout..

I wonder how many westerners 1) can squat, 2) can get to upright position thereafter.

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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 20th, 2020, 11:49 pm

That is a beautiful toilet.

Who has used one of those public squatting toilets in China, specifically near the Great Wall? Unforgettable.
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 20th, 2020, 11:49 pm

Don't forget to update your CV (status) on Tinder and Grindr.
 
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March 21st, 2020, 12:17 am

That's how pros do it:


I have a problem with it when diving. When you dive, you experience the immersion diuresis. According to the popular saying, there are two kinds of divers: those who pee in the water and those who lie about it. I'm the third kind - I can't help my shy bladder to relax and release the painful tension. First thing in the harbour is my run to the loo, unzipping the wetsuit at the same time. But, gosh, what a feeling when I'm finally in/on.
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 21st, 2020, 10:10 am

That is a beautiful toilet.

Who has used one of those public squatting toilets in China, specifically near the Great Wall? Unforgettable.
Mind the step!
I have never used those urinals. Are thy free?
My lasting experience is when I flew down to Salalah (the Riviera of Oman) to purchase some frankincense at the local busy souq. At the time it was 40 degrees in the shade and only one toiiet. The edifice was similar in structure to that of the Tardis, And no guyung. I think "indelible impression" is the phrase.
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 21st, 2020, 1:01 pm

That's how pros do it:


I have a problem with it when diving. When you dive, you experience the immersion diuresis. According to the popular saying, there are two kinds of divers: those who pee in the water and those who lie about it. I'm the third kind - I can't help my shy bladder to relax and release the painful tension. First thing in the harbour is my run to the loo, unzipping the wetsuit at the same time. But, gosh, what a feeling when I'm finally in/on.
As a proud member of group #1 you have my deepest condolences. There is truly no such experience as relieving yourself 100ft underwater. 
 
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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 21st, 2020, 1:11 pm

Covid songs are coming out

From Thailand

From prime minster of Norway (The Norwegian song is going Viral!)

Eurovision closed down I think, so then the contest should be what country will have the most viral Covid song of the year!
 
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March 23rd, 2020, 5:24 pm

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Re: Positive wilmotting

March 23rd, 2020, 5:44 pm

There’s still cauliflower crust pizza in the shops. It’s not the end yet!
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