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ppauper
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 10:29 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: edouardPizzagateDo New-Yorkers really eat pizzas with the hands?(even) In my humble circle we use a fork/knife.When I lived in Oman I never ate with knife and fork .. the steel destroys the taste.Use right for eating, not left hand. don't the omanis use their left hand to wipe their ass with (instead of tp) ?QuoteIn NYC you eat pizza and drink Schlitz in the bar while watching the ball game
 
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 10:32 am

We can't bring you anywhere, ppauper.
 
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 10:36 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnWe can't bring you anywhere, ppauper.certainly not to oman, I refuse to use my hand instead of tp
 
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January 16th, 2014, 10:43 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnWe can't bring you anywhere, ppauper.certainly not to oman, I refuse to use my hand instead of tpDo you wash your hands after doing the job? QuoteSrsly, I think every second person I meet in the toilet doesn't bother washing their hands (neither before nor after).UV
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ppauper
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 10:58 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnWe can't bring you anywhere, ppauper.certainly not to oman, I refuse to use my hand instead of tpDo you wash your hands after doing the job? QuoteSrsly, I think every second person I meet in the toilet doesn't bother washing their hands (neither before nor after).UVi) of course I always wash my hands after using the toilet. I can't say I wash before, but many years ago a buddy of mine claimed that he was on the road in rural connecticut,stopped at a McD to use the washroom, saw a black McD employee go into the washroom, wash his hands, do his business, and exit the washroom in that order, presumably because he'd been told he had to wash his hands if he went to the bathroom. My buddy decided not to eat there.I think he may have made the story upii) you meet people in the toilet ? you and larry craig both
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Cuchulainn
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 11:33 am

Some people have a private WC, with key.
 
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 11:54 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnSome people have a private WC, with key.Why would one lock him up in the toilets? No one leaves before he's done.
 
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 12:01 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: ppauperQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnWe can't bring you anywhere, ppauper.certainly not to oman, I refuse to use my hand instead of tpDo you wash your hands after doing the job? QuoteSrsly, I think every second person I meet in the toilet doesn't bother washing their hands (neither before nor after).UVi) of course I always wash my hands after using the toilet. I can't say I wash before, but many years ago a buddy of mine claimed that he was on the road in rural connecticut,stopped at a McD to use the washroom, saw a black McD employee go into the washroom, wash his hands, do his business, and exit the washroom in that order, presumably because he'd been told he had to wash his hands if he went to the bathroom. My buddy decided not to eat there.I think he may have made the story upii) you meet people in the toilet ? you and larry craig bothonly one out of six wash their hands .
 
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January 16th, 2014, 12:38 pm

Schoppenhauer 101
 
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ppauper
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 12:38 pm

wash your hands
 
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 1:25 pm

Matchem's masterstroke, or waste in literature by James Joyce
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 3:37 pm

I have seen guys at an upscale Gym in New York City take a shower after their workout and then dry their d*cks under the hand blow-dryer. It was actually quite disgusting, but New Yorkers are experts at avoiding confrontation, so everyone pretends that it was normal and ignored it.Of course, I was reluctant to dry my hands there.
 
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 4:07 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: traderjoe1976I have seen guys at an upscale Gym in New York City take a shower after their workout and then dry their d*cks under the hand blow-dryer. It was actually quite disgusting, but New Yorkers are experts at avoiding confrontation, so everyone pretends that it was normal and ignored it.Of course, I was reluctant to dry my hands there.it's quite something for one to do a headstand under the blow-dryer and spread his legs to dry his genitals.
 
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January 16th, 2014, 4:15 pm

Ready, aim, fire; Amsterdammers are very targeted.
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new yorkers are really pathetic and deluded

January 16th, 2014, 5:05 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: traderjoe1976I have seen guys at an upscale Gym in New York City take a shower after their workout and then dry their d*cks under the hand blow-dryer. It was actually quite disgusting, but New Yorkers are experts at avoiding confrontation, so everyone pretends that it was normal and ignored it.Of course, I was reluctant to dry my hands there.hopefully not one of those which you have to stick your hands into
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