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February 23rd, 2018, 1:41 pm

Tory MP Nigel Evans: “I wouldn’t put Juncker in charge of my wine rack.”
 
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February 23rd, 2018, 2:40 pm

Tory MP Nigel Evans: “I wouldn’t put Juncker in charge of my wine rack.”
Who wants to administrate boxes of Liebfraumilsch anyways?

Actually it was loose-lipped Dutch politician Dijsselbloem (obnoxious piece of work IMO, or etterbak in  the lingua franca) who conferred the honour. He is too Calvinistic in outlook (Dijsslbloem, that is).

https://luxtimes.lu/archives/19279-junc ... jsselbloem
 
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February 23rd, 2018, 5:14 pm

 
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February 28th, 2018, 8:15 am

"The more I learn about crypto (from entrepreneurs, VCs, engineers, and random blog posts) the clearer it is to me that the whole thing is a collective delusion. But the sheer scale of it fascinates me" -- F.Chollet
 
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March 7th, 2018, 7:18 pm

"If a country doesn't have steel, it doesn't have a country." -- guess who?
 
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March 7th, 2018, 8:14 pm

Blue Steel?
 
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April 4th, 2018, 9:32 am

Because dinosaurs are cool and used by creationists to teach young kids. Btw, they dont refute the existence of god, but refute the claim that earth is 4000 yrs old. 
 
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April 4th, 2018, 11:53 am

Because dinosaurs are cool and used by creationists to teach young kids. Btw, they dont refute the existence of god, but refute the claim that earth is 4000 yrs old. 
They also show that Genesis has mistakes in the order that things appeared.
 
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April 4th, 2018, 1:29 pm

Rule #1: Always number the pages of your manuscript!
 
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April 4th, 2018, 2:03 pm

Rule #1: Always number the pages of your manuscript!
Rule #0: Always number your rules!
 
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April 4th, 2018, 2:26 pm

Rule #1: Always number the pages of your manuscript!
Rule #0: Always number your rules!
Job 40:15-24.
 
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April 4th, 2018, 8:05 pm

Rule #1: Always number the pages of your manuscript!
Rule #2: Always number the equations on the numbered pages of your manuscript.
 
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April 4th, 2018, 8:42 pm

Rule #1: Always number the pages of your manuscript!
Rule #2: Always number the equations on the numbered pages of your manuscript.
Rule #3: Rule #3 comes after Rule #2.
 
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April 9th, 2018, 2:52 pm

"President Xi and I will always be friends, no matter what happens with our dispute on trade." (President Trump)
 
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April 9th, 2018, 3:47 pm

Apropos of nothing in particular you have made me wonder how latex will number equations in footnotes.

Worth a quick experiment...
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