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Paul
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Re: Random quotes

December 6th, 2018, 10:54 am

Blinking and winking are not the same! Inviting someone to your cave while blinking will have a different result from inviting plus winking.
 
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Re: Random quotes

December 6th, 2018, 12:23 pm

Blinking, winking, and what else? People overcomplicate things.
 
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Re: Random quotes

December 6th, 2018, 2:56 pm

If blinking doesn't work, try "you... me... my cave or your cave?".
A better one is "what do you think of the monolog interior in Joyce's Ulysses?" It's an eye-opener. If that doesn't work, try the Virginia Woolf gambit.
 
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Re: Random quotes

December 6th, 2018, 4:16 pm

If you look like Warren Buffet, nothing is going to work.
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Re: Random quotes

December 6th, 2018, 4:24 pm

Nah, I like them raw - STFU and what you can do best. But then again, I'm a sample of one.
Sorry. I broke stream of consciousness?
 
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Re: Random quotes

December 6th, 2018, 10:24 pm

Nah, I like them raw - STFU and what you can do best. But then again, I'm a sample of one.
Sorry. I broke stream of consciousness?
Of subconsciousness - that's what every woman and every fat feminist really want, even if they don't realise it (I know what I'm saying, because I'm both). I suggest men reading this should follow the suggested method and report outcomes to us. We will use the data to optimise the technique. Trust me, I'm a statistician.

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