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Re: Random quotes

December 31st, 2019, 11:32 pm

"If you don’t go outside at midnight to write Happy New Year in cursive by peeing in the snow, you’ll have bad luck for all of the next decade. This includes women too" (Unknown)
 
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Re: Random quotes

January 2nd, 2020, 12:42 pm

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Re: Random quotes

January 2nd, 2020, 1:27 pm

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Re: Random quotes

January 9th, 2020, 12:51 pm

"Happy birthday everyone!" (tag)
 
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Re: Random quotes

January 30th, 2020, 1:12 am

When someone says "I'm a big data engineer", you never know for sure whether the data is big or the engineer.
Stolen from LinkedIn.
 
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January 30th, 2020, 1:31 am

I would assume it would be a case of compensating.
 
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January 30th, 2020, 1:58 am

That would be "big input engineer".
 
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Re: Random quotes

January 30th, 2020, 2:41 am

Or "big plunger"

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Re: Random quotes

March 22nd, 2020, 4:33 pm

"In 2008, the government looked after the bankers. Now we must make sure we look after the people first."

bankers [$]\neq[$] people
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Re: Random quotes

March 24th, 2020, 1:30 pm

You are in a virtual queue - how virtually English!

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