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Re: road to rhodesia

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Re: road to rhodesia

February 18th, 2017, 10:38 am

it's that time of year again!
President Mugabe, the world's oldest national leader, turns 93 on Tuesday, with a celebration party planned for next Saturday.
traditionally, captain bob releases the same number of balloons as his age, so I'm looking forward to his 99th birthday in 2023 when we have neun und neunzig luftballons

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Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Mr. President,
Happy Birthday to you.

Thank's Mr. President
For all the things you've done
The battles you've won
The way you deal with US Steel
And our problems by the ton,
We thank you, so much.
Everybody, Happy Birthday!
 
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Re: road to rhodesia

February 18th, 2017, 10:43 am

Rhodesians will vote for Captain Bob even after he is dead
as opposed to americans who vote democrat even after they are dead.
Traditionally, democrats win the key cemetery demographic by a landslide
 
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May 18th, 2017, 5:38 pm

UK downplayed captain bob massacre
Over a nine-month period in 1983, it is believed the brigade raped, tortured or killed between 10,000 and 20,000 unarmed civilians.
 
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September 21st, 2017, 9:17 am

salisbury international airport will be renamed R.G. Mugabe International Airport from 9 November 2017:
 
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October 21st, 2017, 6:48 pm

Satire died the second time.
 
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October 21st, 2017, 7:19 pm

 
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November 15th, 2017, 11:11 am

the army is attempting a coup in rhodesia.
Not yet clear if it has succeeded
army takes over, says captain bob is safe
 
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November 15th, 2017, 1:00 pm