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Re: All about Cats

October 14th, 2019, 3:38 am

Real-time NN cat name generator? Where can I find it?
 
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Re: All about Cats

October 15th, 2019, 7:20 am

[img]W:\JOBS\BlogMaterials\PersianCat[/img]Not just cat but down below the page, you will see video camera window where you will see name of the image once you shoot the image by your camera. You need to accept camera access in your machine. So far, it run on WIndows PC, and some mobile.  It is DEMO for Neural Net and not really educated for all universe, so pls try your luck! 
 
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Re: All about Cats

October 15th, 2019, 7:22 am

omg, looks image is not really accepted from local drive. In any case, pls try and shout if it stil not working. 
 
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Re: All about Cats

October 15th, 2019, 4:51 pm

Ladies and gents, meet Leela of Cairo :-)
https://vimeo.com/366537382

She's been rescued from the street by my Egyptian kindred spirits, who continue to fight for introducing humane street animal control in their country (like sterilisation instead of this). Her mother and siblings were killed on the spot or didn't recover from the primitives' cruelty. She was the lucky one and only has her eye damaged. The streets of big Egyptian cities were always full of stray dogs and cats. The Egyptians generally don't keep them as pets (I know that Turks did as my great-great grandma had a pet dog in the harem in Egypt ruled by the Ottoman Empire).

The funny part of the story is that I foresaw Leela, as ISayMoo can confirm. Long ago I had a dream that I'm getting a cat with one eye (I haven't seen the cat in my dream). Later I had another dream about the cat looking like her (white nose with grey-cream patches around and at the back), but I didn't see the damaged eye - I described her to ISayMoo, but amended the prediction about the eye. That's because the eye looks almost normal.
 
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Re: All about Cats

October 15th, 2019, 10:37 pm

Woohoo!
 
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Re: All about Cats

October 18th, 2019, 1:38 am

 
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Re: All about Cats

October 18th, 2019, 8:37 pm

The next generation of my fluffy friends: P. Camemberti with admixture of P. Commune (for an extra antipatogen shot in long maturing at higher temperature, and to reduce the fat content) and a simple P. Roqueforti heart - because everyone deserves a bit of cheesy love in their life (I plan to make something crispry out of them; for now there's a horizontal gene transfer because they are all sitting in one fridge)
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Re: All about Cats

October 22nd, 2019, 11:25 pm

A day from cybercats' life
(the burger was vegan and actually tasty - i was just hungry and tired)
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Re: All about Cats

October 23rd, 2019, 10:40 am

Imma be lecturer at a cybersecurity conference! What??
(I've just been subject to one hour of an American anti-Russian propaganda about Surkov leaks.)
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Re: All about Cats

October 23rd, 2019, 7:18 pm

Moar catz :-)
Literally every second lecture had photos or even videos of cats in the presentation! The best conference I've ever attended!
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Re: All about Cats

November 7th, 2019, 3:24 am

Meet my Cairo love, Leela :-) I'm just a bit worried that she will feel lonely as the only cat. (The red rash on my chin is some Norwegian folliculitis according to my GP - she prescribed an antibiotic cream. I must have caught it at The Kon Tiki Museum.)


Pets travel in funny containers, which I thought would make perfect nests for hens. I've noticed an empty one at the airport (it was completely dark inside, when I looked through the holes), so i took it :-)
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Re: All about Cats

November 8th, 2019, 1:25 am

Siesta!
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Re: All about Cats

November 8th, 2019, 1:43 am

Watch out - she could develop a case of qwertytis!
 
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Re: All about Cats

November 8th, 2019, 1:23 pm

Does anyone need an air transport pet carrier? Wait, I thought I brought just two...
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Re: All about Cats

November 10th, 2019, 3:10 am

Image
Brilliant!
Schroedinger cat
de Broglie cat
Dirac cat and minus Dirac cat
Fermi cat
Bose car
Classical cat at room temperature and Pyotr Kapitsa's cat at temperature below the lambda-point
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