I've been masquerading as a poodle for several years now and none of you have had an issue with that.indeed, but what happens when a pupil identifies as a possum, or a poodle, or an elf? The teacher would get suspended for mis-species-ing (there's probably a term from zoology for that)“You stupid child!” was good enough for me...
Or an alpaca.At least you are not a crustacean!
We are far too polite to comment. But now the poodle is out of the bag, so to speak, which one is you? And who is your friend?I've been masquerading as a poodle for several years now and none of you have had an issue with that.indeed, but what happens when a pupil identifies as a possum, or a poodle, or an elf? The teacher would get suspended for mis-species-ing (there's probably a term from zoology for that)“You stupid child!” was good enough for me...
Herr KartoffelKopf
That would be telling, I cannot reveal my true identity without compromising my crime-fighting sideline.We are far too polite to comment. But now the poodle is out of the bag, so to speak, which one is you? And who is your friend?I've been masquerading as a poodle for several years now and none of you have had an issue with that.indeed, but what happens when a pupil identifies as a possum, or a poodle, or an elf? The teacher would get suspended for mis-species-ing (there's probably a term from zoology for that)
Herr KartoffelKopf
More importantly, it must cost you an arm and a leg at the hairdressers.That would be telling, I cannot reveal my true identity without compromising my crime-fighting sideline.We are far too polite to comment. But now the poodle is out of the bag, so to speak, which one is you? And who is your friend?I've been masquerading as a poodle for several years now and none of you have had an issue with that.
Herr KartoffelKopf
Herr KartoffelKopf
The poodles do not moult so they need clipping every 8 weeks. I drop them off at the local groomers at 9 am and pick them up 5 hours later! They get washed, clipped, their nails trimmed and anything else that may need doing. at 2 pm I turn up and hand over my credit card. It's about £110 for the two together but they reckon they're worth it.More importantly, it must cost you an arm and a leg at the hairdressers.That would be telling, I cannot reveal my true identity without compromising my crime-fighting sideline.We are far too polite to comment. But now the poodle is out of the bag, so to speak, which one is you? And who is your friend?
Herr KartoffelKopf
Do they have discount schemes, like Green Shields Stamps or special shampoos and so on? e.g. every 10th session is free?The poodles do not moult so they need clipping every 8 weeks. I drop them off at the local groomers at 9 am and pick them up 5 hours later! They get washed, clipped, their nails trimmed and anything else that may need doing. at 2 pm I turn up and hand over my credit card. It's about £110 for the two together but they reckon they're worth it.More importantly, it must cost you an arm and a leg at the hairdressers.That would be telling, I cannot reveal my true identity without compromising my crime-fighting sideline.
Herr KartoffelKopf
Herr KartoffelKopf
"Pay for K-9 and get the K-10th free"?Do they have discount schemes, like Green Shields Stamps or special shampoos and so on? e.g. every 10th session is free?The poodles do not moult so they need clipping every 8 weeks. I drop them off at the local groomers at 9 am and pick them up 5 hours later! They get washed, clipped, their nails trimmed and anything else that may need doing. at 2 pm I turn up and hand over my credit card. It's about £110 for the two together but they reckon they're worth it.More importantly, it must cost you an arm and a leg at the hairdressers.
Herr KartoffelKopf
Maybe they do have discount schemes, but standard poodles are supposedly up there with the border collies in canine intelligence. If there is such a scheme mine have agreed to split the discount with the groomers and not tell me."Pay for K-9 and get the K-10th free"?Do they have discount schemes, like Green Shields Stamps or special shampoos and so on? e.g. every 10th session is free?The poodles do not moult so they need clipping every 8 weeks. I drop them off at the local groomers at 9 am and pick them up 5 hours later! They get washed, clipped, their nails trimmed and anything else that may need doing. at 2 pm I turn up and hand over my credit card. It's about £110 for the two together but they reckon they're worth it.
Herr KartoffelKopf