Probably of no interest whatsoever but societe generale are looking for a sales support person, idea being if you're any good they'll eventually promote you to sales proper.More importantly - Listen, I don't know what you'll make of this but I think you ought to see it, this ad was placed in the Wall Street journal a few days ago, some new kind of trading I think...Tench-Hut!!!Walrus Trader Wanted. Much lolly plenty spend. Must be well risky and have big nutty ego, preferably hazelnut. Reports directly to head of desk - Bubbles the Monkey, flying poop specialist. Duties include:Picking on junior quants, experience giving wedgies desirable but not a must, training given. Bubbles demonstrate monkey thumb technique.Loading orange basket for afternoon monkey fight.DE Shaw applicants (extremely outstanding individuals) required, less obviously remarkable (summa cum laude action) individuals no apply, leave head in manure please, ice-creram man along soon, there there.