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ppauper
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health risks of being a quant

July 5th, 2008, 1:16 pm

prostate cancer
 
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KackToodles
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health risks of being a quant

July 5th, 2008, 11:47 pm

if erection for longer than 24 hours, see your physician immediately.
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health risks of being a quant

July 6th, 2008, 12:32 am

torn ligaments.
 
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health risks of being a quant

July 9th, 2008, 4:11 pm

Thrush.Oh you said quant.
 
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July 9th, 2008, 6:54 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: KackToodlesif erection for longer than 24 hours, see your physician immediately. Oscillating boundary conditions can fix this. Less handsome quants may need to pay for a call, a straddle, and some puts. They'll expire OTM, but happy.
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