I was looking at BBC news after dinner and had the same traumatic experience. I kept reading the text over and over again..Eventually I just dozed off. But I do that anyways.I can’t cope with all the double negatives.
In software projects we used to say "There is no time to get it right first time but all the time in the world to fix it.". AmenI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. (From the Salmon of Doubt)