Limerick?A populist PM from Eton, whodda thought.
Sorry, but the RhymeZone disagrees with you: https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&loc=thesql&Word=Eton"by a crouton" would, tho'.
Meanwhile, Mr Johnson believes the EU will blink first in the Brexit stand-off but acknowledged there would be "bumps along the road".A populist PM from Eton, whodda thought.