How did the UK ever manage to get him into the office? It's a pretty shady and immoral statement.
It's like saying "I'll sell you all as fodder to the sharks for a dime"
EasyHow did the UK ever manage to get him into the office?
Actually, I take it back. It's the shark, Boris.People who attended the 2019 Pendulum Summit in the Convention Centre Dublin will be familiar with Boris Johnson's yarn about the movie "Jaws".
At the motivational speakers event, the future prime minister asked the audience: "Who was the real hero of Jaws?".
After fielding several mock answers, Mr Johnson unveiled the correct answer - not the Sheriff, not the shark - but the Mayor. Why? Because he kept the beaches open, and kept businesses in business.
King Herod, at least that's what they told us in school.Apropos allegories, why Bible doesn't mention sharks? (Or does it?)
"Noah, you're gonna need a bigger boat!"