Theodore Adorno Hair Club For Men

Hamilton · February 7th, 2004, 2:40 am

First 2 inductees for the Theodore Adorno, ill fitting toupeeaward, bestowed upon the 2 Wilmott forum members mostlikely to label someone a Nazi or a racist.I have my 2 picks; any other suggestions?

JFK · February 7th, 2004, 4:04 am

Hammie,How about those most likely to call you a racist AND a fool? Do they qualify?

Hamilton · February 7th, 2004, 4:10 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: JFKHammie,How about those most likely to call you a racist AND a fool? Do they qualify?While the hairpiece may be a tad snug under your motorcyclehelmet, we have many places under the big tent of Adornoinspired Communist philosophy of the Frankfurt school circa 1950.It is the preferred sociological system of tenured hackmeisters.

Hamilton · February 7th, 2004, 4:15 am

A quick check of WHO's ON shows a rather odd configuration:The Biker, The Snowman and the Homeland Security Iconare all online at the same time.Whatever could this mean?

Hamilton · February 7th, 2004, 12:20 pm

Just as a guideline, a Phd is not required for thosebeing nominated for this find award.

Hamilton · February 9th, 2004, 7:11 pm

I am a little disappointed with the business through the turnstiles over the weekend at the Theodore Hair Club for Men.Perhaps a name change is in order; we have:Alfred and the Chipmunks:(1) Alfred Adler (inventor of "Superiority" and "Inferiority" Complex)(2) Theodore Adorno (see prior posts)(3) Simon/Sigmund Freud (see 20th century)So, that's Theodore, Sigmund and Alfred.

Hamilton · February 10th, 2004, 4:39 pm

My spider sense is tingling.

Hamilton · February 10th, 2004, 5:11 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: HamiltonMy spider sense is tingling.My spider sense is always correct; the Stay-Puft marshmellow man has arrived.

Hamilton · February 11th, 2004, 8:36 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: HamiltonQuoteOriginally posted by: HamiltonMy spider sense is tingling.My spider sense is always correct; the Stay-Puft marshmellow man has arrived.Ladies and gentlemen; business is overflowing. If I could ask you to please fillout your membership cards ahead of time, I will commence a restocking and reorderprogram.Thank you, again, for your support.

Hamilton · February 11th, 2004, 8:37 pm

Where's JFK ?

mikebell · February 11th, 2004, 9:07 pm

Hamilton, like an acute observer he is, has been keeping scores and proving the existence of Godwin's Law.QuoteGodwin's Law /prov./ [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups.