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MikeBellsMom
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February 26th, 2004, 10:53 am

You leave my son alone, you hear me?! He went to Harvard!!! Harvard I say!!! Which of you rotten dung-beetles can claim that?
 
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February 26th, 2004, 10:54 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: MikeBellsMomYou leave my son alone, you hear me?! He went to Harvard!!! Harvard I say!!! Which of you rotten dung-beetles can claim that?Howard?!?!?!
 
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February 26th, 2004, 10:54 am

I think FDAX should bust some rhymes 'bout that lil' fake ass nigga. FDAX u feel me?
 
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James
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February 26th, 2004, 11:09 am

MikeBell:"Boy, you're thick." Agreed, I always say so. Objective metrics to the contrary that I have accumulated over the years astonish even myself. I tend to view them as outliers, and my failures as my true mean, but the distribution is still skewed contrary to your and my views. We'll have to wait and see. (did you understand anything I just wrote?)"You should look up sarcasm in a dictionary." Ironically, I have."I did go to Harvard and HL was a joke answered in the same style I was answering that to whoever asked." - I don't believe you. Lots of other folks also clearly don't."You're just not smart enough to see that... maybe that's why you were not accepted to H." I never applied to Harvard College. I attended Harvard Divinity School for a single course and studied with the late Krister Stendahl."Too much envy, James?" I am guilty of envy. I am envyious of people who can spell, and Aaron. Not becasue he went to Harvard, but because he is smart and knows a lot about things I'd like to know more about. I want Reza's glasses too."Quiz? What quiz? Why should I now start answering to you?" The quiz on Lampoon trivia is well visited. But even the simplist things about Harverd, known even to this BU graduate, you apparently don't know. Which makes me think you didn't go there, Wigglesworth."Who the fuck do you think you are?!" Someone who holds himself out honestly as who he is, and expreses his opinions, and engages in debate with peers. Oh, and a sinner."You're a nobody." Could not agree more. Such a pity too. A piece of pollen such as myself could have been somebody if I'd gotten on the right martingale, like Harvard. Drat that Rev'd. Brown! Damned to just wiggle here while Hravard guys have all the fun re-posting Yahoo effluvia!"LT, I see him as a jackass since that's how he acts towards me." At least you've gotten some of the jokes. Perhaps you went to Harvard after all? hmmmmm."He just posts constant ad hominem attacks... ad nauseam." No, I do not do this."It gets boring really quickly." Me use big words. Big ideas. Dull minds, trouble follow. Sleep now, mikebell. Psalm 131:1."Why he chose me as a target is beyond me... he has some issues to resolve." I got tired of seeing the Yahoo headlines, written towards the comprehension of an 8th grader, reposted by you here as if it was something insightful or profound. I think that is everybody else's problem too, although I do not speak for them, and there probably are lots of folks who agree with you about me. There it is, ya happy now?"I don't like it and I tend to bite back." Your milk teeth aren't big enough."I never said anything to the guy." Neither did Pol Pot, but he still pissed me off."He just came out of nowhere." No, I came from Mississippi. Oh, yeah. It was nowhere. Good point. Nobody from nowhere."Take a look at his posts in this thread as an example." Those who know me know I am just being gently amusing. I apologize if I've really harmed you. But since you've stated above that I've only bored you, and I'm a nobody, I can't see how you can make a claim of harm from me."That's 'one of the nicest people in this forum'?" I have been onery lately. I'll stop now. This includes to you."But hey, I could care less." This is self-evidently false.monkeyA: thanks for your kind view, but sadly, I wish (as always) I could contribute to the technical forum. I am still in learner mode, except about those few slices I know something about. BTW, love those glasses.
 
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Nonius
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February 26th, 2004, 11:18 am

hey, quit picking on Bell...Bell is cool. Ok, so he went to Howard....but, he likes a good steak and shit, so, don't mess around with him.
 
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February 26th, 2004, 11:29 am

"hey, quit picking on Bell...Bell is cool. Ok, so he went to Howard....but, he likes a good steak and shit, so, don't mess around with him."You are going to think this is beyond bizarr-o, but I actuall took a course at Howard University School of Divinity too (with the Rector of my parish).http://www.howard.edu/schooldivinity/I feel like getting one of those big "H" sweatshirts they sell at the Coop and putting a little "2" to the right of it as a superscript. Maybe MikeBell can help me out next he is there.
 
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Nonius
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February 26th, 2004, 11:34 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: James"hey, quit picking on Bell...Bell is cool. Ok, so he went to Howard....but, he likes a good steak and shit, so, don't mess around with him."You are going to think this is beyond bizarr-o, but I actuall took a course at Howard University School of Divinity too (with the Rector of my parish).http://www.howard.edu/schooldivinity/I feel like getting one of those big "H" sweatshirts they sell at the Coop and putting a little "2" to the right of it as a superscript. Maybe MikeBell can help me out next he is there.Bullshit, you like Bell, went to Howard. Howard Divinity School, JSPS.
 
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February 26th, 2004, 11:47 am

Allright my man RFMontraz... music please. I once new a geezer named Bell, first name Mike,his mother was ugly, like a goat she did look like,240 pounds, body hair, not tits and she was a dyke,Upon his birth, the nurses went on strike:Telling the doctors, "Doc, you've got to kill it, it's a freak"The doctors said: "Why you are right, it's even got a beak","And what's this? It opens it, but it looks like it can't speak?"Onyl drool comes out, looks like there must be a leak."The doctors wanted to put him down for good,they explained to his mother he would be a waste of food,A nurse said that his flesh looked tough, but perhaps if you stewed..."Yes." said the doctor. "Good idea... A goat steak, who else is in the mood?"Shrieking his momma took Mike and he rode out on her as if she was a donkey,A fine picture they made... a fat goat and a deformed boy, who looked like a monkey,As they got home, he met his father, who was heroin junkie.He took one look at him and said: "Wife... your son looks quite funky.""Son, you're the ugliest think I've ever seen.look at you, your fur is all green,What are you, bearer of some mutant gene?Hell, I suppose we can only let you out on Halloween.So he spent his youth away in the woods in a little shack,His parent's only gave him water and bark, for a snack.They made him work in a salt mine until they broke his back,Then they fixed his spine again by strechting him on a rack.At eighteen they took him and had him wrapped,sent him as a package to uni so he would learn to adapt,He ended up in Boston, he had no money, he was trapped.Harvard hat to take him because he was handicapped.To get rid of him they gave him some money and a degree to boot,They threw him out the gates and told him if he returns, they will shoot.So there he was, a moron with a diploma and an ugly suit."Now what?" he wondered and stood there as if taken root.Eventually and old lady found him and took him to the vet,thought he was a stray dog and wanted to make him her pet.The doctor looked at him and smiled and simply said:"Sorry, ma'am this thing has rabies, I'm afraid he's almost dead."So without further ado he took poor little Mike Bell,Skinned him alive because the green fur he could sell,The rest he trew in the trash because of the smell,That's the end, really, may he rest in hell.
 
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MikeBellsMom
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February 26th, 2004, 11:54 am

My son is dead? Oh no! Buhuhuhuhuhuhu... who will buy me my house in Holland (That's a small country in Scandinavia) now? Buhuhuhuhuhuhu
 
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reza
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February 26th, 2004, 12:50 pm

Nonius, now back to the main subject exactly who is "we/ the matrix" ?NoniusFDAX HunterFDAX JihadTrogdorbut who else?N?Newton?Crassus?
 
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reza
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February 26th, 2004, 12:51 pm

oh and I assume MikeBellsMom
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February 26th, 2004, 12:56 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: rezaNonius, now back to the main subject exactly who is "we/ the matrix" ?NoniusFDAX HunterFDAX JihadTrogdorbut who else?N?Newton?Crassus?Kharnak
 
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February 26th, 2004, 1:00 pm

>> That's Mr Theta to you, you little punk. you forgot the
 
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February 26th, 2004, 1:02 pm

You know, I kind usta think that mikebell was nothing but a dipshit, but his mom seems pretty cool. With her continued influence, I think he could turn out okay!Go MikeBellsMom!
 
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reza
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February 26th, 2004, 1:04 pm

so what are you saying? ...would you?