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DominicConnor
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April 2nd, 2004, 8:46 pm

I don't know enough QF style insults. Could people please share any they knoiw ?My first contribution is "he's so cheap I once saw him borrow money from an Intern
 
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Marsden
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April 3rd, 2004, 1:51 pm

I've always hoped to find an opportunity to use, "Ah, Mr. X -- your reputation exceeds you!"
 
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Nonius
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April 3rd, 2004, 5:54 pm

If I could buy you for what you are worth and sell you for what you think you are worth, I'd be a rich man.
 
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James
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April 5th, 2004, 10:59 am

For technical analysts only: "he's got his head so far up his ass he'd need a glass navel just to see where he is going."
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tomo
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April 5th, 2004, 1:42 pm

"A hedge is something a dog pi**es in."
 
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ppauper
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April 5th, 2004, 7:09 pm

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Marsden
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April 5th, 2004, 8:20 pm

Don't shoot the messenger, ppauper.
 
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ppauper
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April 5th, 2004, 11:02 pm

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Marsden
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April 6th, 2004, 12:08 pm

But I didn't make you a cunt; that's your authorship.
 
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ppauper
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April 6th, 2004, 12:53 pm

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LondonPete
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April 11th, 2004, 10:27 pm

There isn't enough underlying to explain your height issue. (You're so short.)
 
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LondonPete
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April 11th, 2004, 10:27 pm

There isn't enough underlying to explain your height issue. (You're so short.)