QuoteOriginally posted by: balrogNow I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. We're not just going to shoot the bastards, we're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on our tanks. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose. There's only one proper way for a professional soldier to die: the last bullet of the last battle of the last war.It's a Patton's speech, isn't it ?From "In America " Jim Sheridan"Girl at Halloween : - In America, you don't ask, you demand and threaten, same for HalloweenHer Sister : - Can we go play tricks and Treats ?Her Mum : No, you don't threaten the junkies and Travestites of our buildingsGirl : - what is a travestite ?her mum: - errrr.... a man who dresses like a woman Girl : - For Halloween ?"

21 Grams...fucked up movie I saw yesterday.

Quote21 Grams...fucked up movie I saw yesterday.I liked it, the 'Montage' must have been a real hell, but the actors are great....I saw Open Range and the Gunfight is really cool, the sound of the guns is crashing your ears.

- if I was in your shoes, I'd be ...- LEAVING !!! What a Good Idea !!!Animal House

I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.Harry Block (Woody Allen) in Deconstructing Harry

Not quite a one-liner:Sgt: What’s your excuse?Pvt: Sir, excuse for what, sir?Sgt: I’m asking the fucking questions here Private do you understand?!Pvt: Sir, yes, sir!Sgt: Well, thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?Pvt: Sir, yes, sir!Sgt: Are you shook up, are you nervous?Pvt: Sir, I am, sir!Sgt: Do I make you nervous?Pvt: Sir…..Sgt: SIR WHAT? Were you about to call me an asshole?!Pvt: SIR, NO, SIR!Sgt: How tall are you Private?Pvt: Sir, 5’9” sir,Sgt: 5’9”?! I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!...Sgt: TEXAS! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like a steer to me. Kinda narrows it down don't it?Pvt: Sir, yes, sir.Full Metal Jacket

"They're analysts, they don't know preferred stock from livestock"Wall Street/Boiler Room

"this isn't 'Nam, this is bowling - there are rules"Big Lebowsky

"They were both poisoned, I spent the last few years developing an immunity to iocaine powder." "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."Princess Bride

- So Profoooound and Disssgusssting, that the decorum prohibts me exposing themAnimal House

- Faithfully submitted, Douglas C. Niedermayer, Sergeant in ArmsAnimal House

Brando died

QuoteDon't let the door hit you where the God split you! -- Erlich Bachmann in "Silicon Valley". I was genuinely crying while watching the last episode...

QuoteWhat's the matter, old timer? Don't you remember this song?