June 27th, 2002, 11:23 am
I'll confess to being perplexed by this $4 billion fraud at Worldcom for the past day or so. Either1) There wasn't actually a fraud, and an accounting decision is being cast that way by angry investors, or2) ????????But I think I figured out what the problem is. You people - you money managers, you investors - are a bunch of sissies. It's just like with income taxes, which you lay down for every day.See, point is, this guy lied to you, JUST AS IF he had lied to you face-to-face. So what do you do? You punch him. You go to his house, wrap up his security guard with duct tape, and throttle everything he owns with a sledge hammer.I never owned Worldcom, because I am not a big silly, and I don't do business like that. But if I had, and if the reason I did is because somebody lied to me, I'd go get him. I'd be morally obligated to, for the sake of the next victim.But you people don't see it that way, you have no sense of duty. You don't realize that if you let a guy rob you, he'll be able to buy twice as much equipment to rob the next guy. People who are lied to, they just go sniveling off, and feel guilty for something.But if you're not willing to go find this CFO guy, and pull his teeth out yourself - even in the face of him costing you and your investors zillions of dollars - then you are a joke. The whole thing is a joke, and I can only laugh.MP