January 16th, 2005, 12:48 am
QuoteOriginally posted by: exotiqTelegraph is one of those weird places where the panhandlers collecting weed money may be sitting next to you and the De-Cal class, then go sailing when they are done making their political statements.When I lived on the Peninsula, I had a friend in Berkeley without a car. He saved up all his pennies in a jar. Whenever the jar got full, he would buy me lunch at my favorite taqueria (San Jose on 14th and Fruitvale - now "International Boulevard" - in Oakland), in exchange for taking him on what seemed to be his favorite activity.I'd circle around Telegraph, and he'd throw handfuls of pennies out the window to see people run out into the street and fight for them.We reached a compromise where I'd actually contribute some change and pretend like I was having fun, if he let me add in the occasional shiny nickel to kick it up a notch. The nickel ruined it for him, the fascination was seeing everyone from teenage jocks to welfare grandmothers run into the street after the sound of 18 cents.Some people dove into mud-puddles, others asked politely before picking up the change. Some people were so sorry, not even their dogs could get up the energy to stand. I humored my friend with reenactments of earnest mothers reassuring their wide-eyed children about the mythical penny man - "mmm-hm, penny man gon' come!"I also used to take out-of-towners on tours of People's Park at night, using a night-vision scope someone picked up at Checkpoint Charlie. I guess people no longer sleep there like they used to. Perhaps they've all gone the way of David Nadel.Though I did once see two homeless hippies buying three different varieties of $60/lb lox at the Shattuck Andronico's. I didn't see if they had a wheelbarrow full of pennies...