September 18th, 2002, 5:35 pm
James said,"Picking a signal of say, somebody selling regularly in identical lots of 125 of a security at regular time intervals is a cakewalk compared to that."How 'bout somebody or someTHING?Or are you one of these asses who sticks his head in the sand, insisting that there is no participation by extraterrestrials in US capital markets??Think again, my friend. The extraterrestrials have a labor-retirement cycle of .11 seconds, in Earth years, they engage in wormhole arbitrage with their great-great-great-grandchildren^24, and their population declines by 99.999996% every .4 milliseconds.But they just started voting Republican.So stick that in your economic pipe and smoke it*MP*Some will argue this is impossible, since there is no commerce arbitraging US currency against extraterrestrials. In reality, the potential arbitrage, discounting a single neutron which they calculate "could" pass through a lone, microscopic wormhole 4 billion years from now, provides all the fair-value island they need to build up their discounted air-castle.