December 8th, 2006, 11:19 am
What if you divide nullity by itself ?My view of academia is that we pay these guys to think up weird shit. We accept that much of it is useless because the best stuff is effectively impossible to predict.When I am elected Tsar of Europe I would go further, and require that all state funded universities have at least one person who is trying to break the law of mass/energy conservation, or prove that intelligent design is true, or that Hitler was entirely innocent of the holocaust.I perceive too much warm fuzzy consensus in academia, and we need some cage rattler, or devil's advocates. But to do this you need smart people who come up with genuinely crazy, yet smart alternative takes on things.But that is not the same as the drivel emitted by "academics" at Reading Agricultural College for the hard of thinking.For instance there is also their Captain CyborgIn the words of one of our readers, it made him "embarrassed to be British, University educated, and a robotics engineer."Reading University of Hard Knocks offers a solution to the problems we have in Iraq.We issue an ultimatum to the various armed factions that unless they surrender today, their children will be sent to Reading university.
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DominicConnor on December 7th, 2006, 11:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.