October 29th, 2002, 11:10 am
MP wrote:QuoteAnyway - and this is the funny part - I remember the worst it ever got. I was totally starving, and our cabinets were completely bare, except for 1) cornstarch, 2) dried black pepper flakes, and 3) mustard packets. So I heated some water, and made this slimy foul-tasting yellowish soup, with black flecks and globs. It was like some pestilence out of a horror movie!Sorta reminds me of a synthasis of these two "The Simpsons" episodes:Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon. Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI. Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya happy?Lisa: "There's nothing to eat for breakfast..."Homer: "Ya gotta improvise, Lisa... Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust..."Lisa: "Maybe mom just doesn't realize we miss her. We could go down to the casino and let her know..."Homer: "Aw come on, Lisa, there's no reason to (crunch)... Let's go see mom..."But I think the "Career Path" lesson to be learned here is that no matter how attractive those wet-T shirt contestants are, you should follow Jesse Livermore's advice and never loose your stake (i.e. a funamental amount of cash) because that is your lifeline. - James