Bumper Stickers - unprofound quotes

greghm · January 20th, 2003, 3:21 pm

Let's start a new thread with some less profound quotes, the one we can find on bumber stickers:"The only person who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe"

Man · January 20th, 2003, 3:41 pm

QuoteBorrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.QuoteWhen you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.QuoteHeisenberg may have slept here.QuoteAlcohol & calculus don't mix. Don't drink & derive!Quote42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.QuoteThe lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.QuoteWhy do they bottle water? To see who is stupid enough to buy it.QuoteBlack holes are where God divided by zero.QuoteTHE PUNK THAT BEAT UP MY HONOR STUDENT WILL SOMEDAY BE WORKING FOR HER!

supernaut20 · January 20th, 2003, 3:44 pm

One I saw on amid several stickers of rock bands on a car:I dont hate Jesus, but I do have a problem with his fan club.

greghm · January 28th, 2003, 9:30 am

"All generalisations are false""I siouport edoukassion"

matthewcroberts · January 29th, 2003, 2:17 pm

(A bumper sticker with large, red block lettering)If this bumper sticker looks blue, YOU ARE DRIVING TOO FAST.

mencey · January 29th, 2003, 2:49 pm

I kill her because she was mineTwo guys were walking and the one in the middle felt down