let's make our own "bin laden tape"

MobPsycho · February 11th, 2003, 8:15 pm

Not since leftist environmental organizations figured out they could make letterheads on their Macs - and send bogus "scientific" press releases about starving children to news desks - has the news media given anyone such a free ride as these stupid "bin laden tapes."What do you think I should do, hire a local speaker of the language, or cut and paste from existing bin laden footage? If any of you want to buy a little of my bandwidth, I might be willing to slip in a subtle condemnation of VaR or something (what aspect of quant finance isn't Zionist?)...MP

SanFranCA2002 · February 11th, 2003, 9:15 pm

OK, most TV viewers assume anyone who is anybody already speaks english, so most won't notice if you just use english. However, it is clear there is a striking resemblance (especially around the beard) between bin laden and a Miniature Schnauzer. These pics are easily obtained on the web. There, I just saved you money on a translator and the source for the graphics. In exchange, have dog laden take a cheap shot at CreditGrades. Thanks.

efiL4zaggiN · February 11th, 2003, 9:35 pm

just dress up as santa claus, but dye the beard and hair. There you have it, a perfect Bin Laden costume. oh and an ak over the shoulder, and a walking stick will help for realism.

jaiman · February 12th, 2003, 5:43 pm

or just have Dubya do his best bad-man impersonation. tell him if he does well he gets a cookie.

Marsden · February 13th, 2003, 7:33 pm

I suggest that we make a tape to convince the Bush Administration that France and Germany are allies of America.