July 10th, 2010, 1:24 am
What we need is a James Bond to go to Pakistan and look for Osama bin Landen. There, he might pick up some contacts which sends him to Saudi Arabia. In Saudi Arabia he would manage to meet some of bin Laden's extended families, including his polygamous wives. He could then seduce one of bin Laden's wives to get more information. Then, a bin Laden's niece could try to seduce Bond herself, which Bond then travel with her to Yemen and Swizerland searching for underground contacts and the trail of money.When both of them get back to Afghanistan, they are contacted by a bin Laden associate. They go to mountains blindfolded in the middle of the night and meet bin Laden himself! He is not happy that his niece is "dating" Bond, and that his niece boasted that she "stole" Bond from one of his polygamous wives.Bin Laden then challegend Bond to several games of poker, with Bond winning the last game with the biggest prize: his "girlfriend"But bin Laden orders his bodyguards to separate his niece from Bond, and take Bond back, blindfolded of course, to civilization.Bond then meet up with 2 of bin Laden's polygamous wives who just fly in from Saudi Arabia to Afghanistan to look for the niece. After a 3-some, they then tell Bond they know where the niece is held, and that they will go there to find her and get her back to Saudi Arabia. Bond contacts his superiors in London, and his American counterparts locally. They follow the women, and once they see bin Laden, they get into a major gunfight.Finally after 1 hr of gun battles, bin Laden is killed by Bond, with a laser-guided pistol. The US declare victory over bin Laden, and Bond sails into the Indian Ocean with bin Laden's niece.