May 17th, 2013, 7:24 pm
A slightly edited version of a famous exchange from the history of cinema:?Are there no prisons???Plenty of prisons,? said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.?And the Union workhouses.? demanded Wilmott. ?Are they still in operation???Both very busy, sir.??Oh. I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course,? said Wilmott. ?I?m very glad to hear it.??Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,? returned the gentleman, ?a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for???Nothing!? Wilmott replied. I demand a flat tax. And no minimum wage.?You wish to be anonymous???I wish to be left alone,? said Wilmott . ?Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don?t make merry myself at Christmas and I can?t afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned-they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there.??Many can?t go there; and many would rather die.??If they would rather die,? said Wilmott , ?they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.?