Chuck Norris: The ultimate quant

Traden4Alpha · May 14th, 2014, 10:56 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnBTW, what is the BMI of the average quant? Chuck Norris' BMI is not a Body Mass Index, it's a Bodies Mangled Index and it's unbounded.

Cuchulainn · May 14th, 2014, 11:20 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnBTW, what is the BMI of the average quant? Chuck Norris' BMI is not a Body Mass Index, it's a Bodies Mangled Index and it's unbounded.One swallow does not make a summer!

Traden4Alpha · May 14th, 2014, 11:45 am

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnBTW, what is the BMI of the average quant? Chuck Norris' BMI is not a Body Mass Index, it's a Bodies Mangled Index and it's unbounded.One swallow does not make a summer!Ah, but with a clutch size of 4-5, one summer makes a lot of swallows!

HOOK · May 14th, 2014, 12:06 pm

Q: What really happened to the markets in 2008?A: Chuck Norris woke in a bad mood.

katastrofa · May 14th, 2014, 12:52 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnBTW, what is the BMI of the average quant? 26 +/- 5.5a

Cuchulainn · May 14th, 2014, 1:06 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: katastrofaQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnBTW, what is the BMI of the average quant? 26 +/- 5.5aFor these individuals, the current value settings are as follows: a BMI of 18.5 to 25 may indicate optimal weight, a BMI lower than 18.5 suggests the person is underweight, a number above 25 may indicate the person is overweight, a number above 30 suggests the person is obese.

katastrofa · May 14th, 2014, 2:35 pm

What's your BMI? a

Cuchulainn · May 14th, 2014, 3:57 pm

(double)

Cuchulainn · May 14th, 2014, 3:59 pm

26.8.And you?

katastrofa · May 14th, 2014, 4:05 pm

19.6, but I look fatter than that. It will probably drop below 19 during the summer. BTW, you are definitely too big.a

Orbit · May 14th, 2014, 4:36 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: katastrofaSteven Segal! I was so crazy about him when I was a little girl. Liberator, Glimmer Man, Patriot, ... I watched it on and on.aWait, you're a girl?

Cuchulainn · May 14th, 2014, 5:03 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: katastrofa19.6, but I look fatter than that. It will probably drop below 19 during the summer. BTW, you are definitely too big.amuscle

katastrofa · May 14th, 2014, 9:44 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: OrbitQuoteOriginally posted by: katastrofaSteven Segal! I was so crazy about him when I was a little girl. Liberator, Glimmer Man, Patriot, ... I watched it on and on.aWait, you're a girl?Probably not what you imagine, but yeah, no Y chromosome.a

HOOK · May 15th, 2014, 12:48 pm

"in the presence of Chuck Norris, all black swans become white"