April 7th, 2015, 11:25 am
Yes, Why do people join Google ?Partly of course it's branding and unless like me you're in recruitment, the relative strength of employment brands is unintuitive.For instance when on the phone I mention UBS to an American PhD in science or tech they quite often think I'm talking about a delivery company...Google markets very well to people at entry level and of course compared to the pay for teaching etc that PhDs get, it looks huge. There is also the notion that share options will make you rich, which for someone who has no finance background skips over the fact that this requires Google to keep growing at the excellent rate it has enjoyed.Part of their employment marketing is that in theory you could be working on Google cars, watches, phones, curing cancer, spacefligfht, movies, music, finance, etc indeed unless your ambition is to start mining iron ore, there is a chance you can do it at Google.Also because of the number applying to work at Google, getting accepted is an endorsement, employers know so little about potential employees from CVs that look roughly te same, so many of them like to see applicants who've got over high filters. So the benefit of getting a job at Google last a long time....but not forever. I did three years at IBM's labs when it was the most powerful firm in the world and the labs were the interesting bit. No one is impressed by that now :(Optionality as we all know has value and Google offers this to all and delivers it enough that there is little feedback into the entry level PhD market.Of course, like others here I went to a university that has won a couple of dozen Nobel prizes, holds extremely valuable patents in fields as diverse as pharma and cement manufacturing (which paid for the new engineering building), where there was an exorcism held at midnight by a Bishop in the Church of England, where the law department didn't have a ground floor because it was built over a nearly abandoned Jewish graveyard and where we built a nuclear reactor in the centre of the 6th biggest city in the world, which we then buried underneath the site going to hold the Olympics.OK, your university didn't do that, but you had equally fun possibilities when you went to Uni, the fact that you didn't win a Nobel, or like me you didn't believe the Christian Union really was going to exorcise the Chapel, is much the same thing as at Google.Fact is, most of us turn up, on average we do averagely well, on average get an average allocation of excitement and then move on.My roommate had at 17 devised a novel processor that was licenced by his school making them serious money. Last heard he was doing average work for a firm you've never heard of at pay that will impress no one here. But he might have been something special...Google has the same % of dull shit jobs as every other tech firm.Google pitches itself as just like we hoped university would be, but with more money.On the other hand banks campus recruitment is so bad, that when I bump into it, I sometimes wonder if it is done so badly on purpose.This has led to an entertaining non-tradeable arbitrage.Banks complain to me that they don't get he calibre of students applying that they want from amongst Sci/Tech PhDs.I offer to sort this out, for money of course and very occasionally they take it up and love the result.Actually they don't love it if you include those who job it is to actually do this.Some weeks ago, one bank which qualifies as glamorous, was whining about the mediocre quality of the people they were getting. In a different conversation, they'd made it clear that for the right people in this specific area, there were no formal bounds on what they would pay and mentioned as a lower bound, twice what the average was for PhDs in banks and more than Google paid.As the conversation dragged on, they mentioned one place, which in its area is arguably the top in the world and certainly the top in Europe that they'd love to suck people out of, but as it was a very prissy (their word) academic institution that "obviously" hated banks, they weren't even allowed to come visit. The institution didn't, but they didn't know the whole story (they get serious money from a competitive firm, which for various reasons isn't public)This allowed me to be pointlessly smug. I took out my phone and showed them am email from the PA to the head guy of this place, saying she was sorry I couldn't come on the date they suggested and would I like to come on a more convenient one ?It was pointless because despite me demonstrating I could reach the people they wanted and be taken seriously, "that's not the way we do it". Business is like that of course, just because you have something that a bank wants and thinks that it needs at a price that they already pay for something they know is less valuable, doesn't mean they will buy from you.I learned that years ago, so it doesn't piss me off.... much.
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