I subscribed to Netflix last X-mas to watch The Witcher a.k.a. Henry Cavill's buttocks, and cancelled the subscription in 2 weeks after watching the whole season twice

I've somehow strayed away from the mainstream pop-culture: Game of Thrones, South Park, Crazy Birds, Black Mirror, Friends (retching), Fifty Shades of Grey, Richard Dawkins, The Simpsons...
Some time ago a neighbour invited me for a glass of wine. I said ok because now I try to be more open to human species (except banksters). I was sitting on the sofa, not very enthusiastic about drinking the white(!) substance in my glass, and he asked me if I watched Love Island - now I know it's some quasi-porn reality show, but at the time I had no idea what it was. So he asked me what I saw lately and it was Philip Glass's Orphee in English National Opera and the contemporary artist Mark Leckey's exhibition in Tate Britain, which I found slightly over the board. I just answered that I didn't have time for entertainment because of work...