I'm worried about bearish. How can we help him?

Send more wine!

Could you move your preparations for the uprising elsewhere? It looks like Paul will not be joining you.

Send more wine!

Donald Trump is a teetotaller and will probably impose prohibition. Sorry, man.

Send more wine!

Donald Trump is a teetotaller and will probably impose prohibition. Sorry, man.

He drinks Canada Dry.
Not if he can make money on it.
He never talks about his late brother Fred from Flushing Meadows..

His brain doesn’t function when sober (?), so he better not drink! His current thing is blaming disabled lesbian trans women for flying the Blackhawk into the AA plane.

The funniest thing is that this time he's right.

All slanderous lies, as usual.

Elon now has access to the US Treasury payment system. Just wait to see it being hooked up directly to his personal bank account. No need to share the spoils with greedy Tesla shareholders…

Canada is not the best organized country at this particular moment, but it would seem like a reasonable thing to do to impose a massive export duty on energy, say 50%. Like the Trump tariffs, it would all have to be paid by Americans, and add to our otherwise shrinking inflation. Whatever hurts the bleeding head moron!

Unfortunately, Vermont produces enough to keep us supplied. I’m afraid this is ultimately all about oil.

Their geese have no respect for borders.

Their geese are a problem. Especially on golf courses. I’d be in favor of putting a tariff on them.

If you’ll pardon the pun, Canada has only one trump card in its pocket. More specifically, the Ontario Premier Doug Ford, who has just called a snap early election despite he and his party being under criminal investigation, holds a stop button on certain electricity and oil exports to the US. Ohio and New York state would be most affected. After threatening use of these levers, it seems Mr Ford is still seeking the nerve to use them. His similar reluctance to use a proven legal lever against the illegal truck convoy occupation of downtown Ottawa subjected those citizens to a needless 3-week long assault on their civil liberties and safety.