August 6th, 2002, 8:00 am
QuoteHaving spent most of my life on the (wrong/right) other side of the pond, I am always curious to understand this GPA (et al.) thing. Recently I had to fill in a job application form and a query about a whole list of these things (SAT, CAT, MAT, GPA, PSI... ) none of which I had a clue about, so I just put "Did OK". Can someone enlighten me on the exact definition of some of these metrics?I was equally baffled when I looked at a Brit Phd appliction and it said "This program only accepts those who have take firsts."GPA is a 4 point scale that often translates into letter grades. Like Bond ratings, they have + and - signs attached to them, except A which is top.There are other scales, and don't get me started on "grade inflation" at US ivies where everyone graduates with a 3.0 or better. But roughly:4.0 = A = 95 - 1003.8 = A- = 90 - 943.5 = B+ = 86 - 893.0 = B = 80 - 85etc. a GPA of 2.0 is known as a "gentleman's "C"" and is probably the same as the third class degrees toffs and upper class twits take from lounging around taking up space and drinking with their tutor before retiring to their clubs or hunting for the rest of their lives. A GPA of 1.0 means you are a foreign upper class twit who doesn't speak english, took a forth class degree, and spent your university education drinking and bedding whatever you could before returning to daddy's empire in your country of origin, usually on the five-year plan.MAT equals the Miller Analogies Test. It is used as a metric of intelligence, but it has been demonstrated that you can study for it and get a high score. SAT = Scholastic Aptitude Test and is the rough quivelent of A or O levels, a high score roughly equals bound for a good school.Lies follow: PSI is per square inch, a metric used for deciding how much to deflate your ego when joining a prestigeous firm by making you get coffee, make copies, and shine shoes before you are allowed to be seen in public where you punch the "advance" button on the computer for Powerpoint client presentations. The shorter your skirt, the faster you get promoted to this last position, although shrtskrt often = terminal position = Mrs. Which brings us to CAT = "Cutie Available for Traders" which is the chief metric measure of potential interns. The higher your CAT score the more likely you are to be hired and the less you have to do, arrive on time, etc.