How to behave as the new guy on the trading floor?

wjs · January 15th, 2009, 4:57 pm

Congratulations!Good news is inspiring in current market situation.

Traden4Alpha · January 16th, 2009, 3:49 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintSo, what should I do?Shave the beard.

Cuchulainn · January 16th, 2009, 4:18 pm

CrashedMint · January 16th, 2009, 5:03 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintSo, what should I do?Shave the beard.What a shame! Gone is the Teheran street cred!

Traden4Alpha · January 16th, 2009, 5:29 pm

QuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintQuoteOriginally posted by: Traden4AlphaQuoteOriginally posted by: CrashedMintSo, what should I do?Shave the beard.What a shame! Gone is the Teheran street cred!On the other hand, perhaps you can parley the facial hair into a successful career in Islamic finance. You just need to avoid getting shot by an undercover cop in a Tube station.

CrashedMint · January 16th, 2009, 5:48 pm

No worries. They usually shoot the innocent. ("I pulled my gun at him and he RAN AWAY. Clearly suspicious!")

DominicConnor · January 16th, 2009, 5:50 pm

Also don't forget that your employer forbids its staff from receiving our cluster bombs