September 17th, 2012, 12:12 am
This thread almost literally reminds me one classic Russian joke. It's one of about ten thousand jokes about a schoolboy, whose name is Vovochka. He is a bit unorthodox child, something like a mixture of farmer and Errrb. Here goes...Teacher Maria Ivanovna gave children homework to write something that has word "beautiful" twice. Teacher says, "Who wants to read the homework? Masha, you go'Masha goes, 'My Mom baked a beautiful blueberry pie, and its taste was so beautiful...'Teacher -- 'Good Masha. Natasha, you now'Natasha -- 'My parents took me to a beautiful park yesterday, and the leaves on the trees were very beautiful'Teacher -- "Great, sit down now. Ok, Vovochka, what do you want? Ok, read your sentence too"Vovochka -- 'My sister came to breakfast and said,"Dad, I am pregnant". And Dad said, "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful"