You mean, you've not been to Waterloo? 


that spy on the Willingdone from his big white harse, the Capeinhope. Stonewall Willingdone is an old maxy montrumeny. Lipoleums is nice hung bushel- 
lors. This is hiena hinnessy laughing alout at the Willing-done. This is lipsyg dooley krieging the funk from the hinnessy. This is the hinndoo Shimar Shin between the dooley boy and the hinnessy. Tip. This is the wixy old Willingdone picket up the half of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums fromoud of the bluddle filth.

You mean, you've not been to Waterloo?

Nah, St Pancras.

You mean, you've not been to Waterloo?

Nah, St Pancras.

My neighbouring village

There is no life outside M25.

OK, who then is the patron saint of soccer? 

There are no saints in soccer. Only sinners.

St. Mirren.

"Saint Mirren" is an oxymoron.

Not quite. 'Mirren' is not evil.

Examples of word play include puns, phonetic mix-ups such as spoonerisms, obscure words and meanings, clever rhetorical excursions, oddly formed sentences, double entendres, and telling character names (such as in the play The Importance of Being Earnest, Ernest being a given name that sounds exactly like the adjective earnest).

OK then, which football team in England or Scotland has the best educated players?

And the notion of a European professional sports team being well educated is awkward. While big money US college sports is rife with abuse, most American professional athletes actually do have a university degree, whereas finding a European pro football player with a degree is like finding a very unusual straw in a hay stack. So, I have no idea.

And the notion of a European professional sports team being well educated is awkward. While big money US college sports is rife with abuse, most American professional athletes actually do have a university degree, whereas finding a European pro football player with a degree is like finding a very unusual straw in a hay stack. So, I have no idea.

Hamilton Academicals started as a school team

Now for some humour

Revived Stormont Assembly could help resolve Brexit impasse - NI Secretary

https://www.rte.ie/news/2019/0916/1076126-julian-smith-meeting-dublin/

Brilliant

And the notion of a European professional sports team being well educated is awkward. While big money US college sports is rife with abuse, most American professional athletes actually do have a university degree, whereas finding a European pro football player with a degree is like finding a very unusual straw in a hay stack. So, I have no idea.

Hamilton Academicals started as a school team

I was going to make some snide comment, and then realized that I have actually only heard of about approximately four Scottish football teams, so may not be all that qualified to address the details. But I did read somewhere that they were unique, as in the only British professional sports team with academic roots. Or something to that effect.