QuoteOriginally posted by: jtippQuoteOriginally posted by: JamesJabairuStork, thanks for your kind words, and your story sounds scary. In light of it, I am much glad that you are still with us. I won't pry, but will instead await that fine day when you can provide a few details in person, and we can all reflect for a moment on '....there but for the grace of God go I...' and then all drink to your health and long life.Now, oddly, this idiot has to prepare tonight's lecture on matrix algebra in Excel with financial applications for his undergrads.here here!Didn't someone once get slated in here for saying "here here" when it should be "hear, hear"?!?!?!?!?

oh, sorry about that ol' boy, my mistake!

QuoteOriginally posted by: murchadhaoh, sorry about that ol' boy, my mistake!What were you saying about people with multiple identities Mr Tipp?It all makes sense now

School-boy error, murchadha.Leeson doesn't take kindly to "pompous ex-colonials who think they were born to rule the world".You should have said "Yeh, cheers mate!", instead of "oh, sorry about that ol' boy, my mistake!".NB respect to robertral. He knows where to live in town and he's got a cool pic.

"School-boy error, murchadha.Leeson doesn't take kindly to "pompous ex-colonials who think they were born to rule the world".You should have said "Yeh, cheers mate!", instead of "oh, sorry about that ol' boy, my mistake!"."I feel like I've fallen into a PG Wodehouse novel.

QuoteOriginally posted by: robertralQuoteI don't think there is a single biggest idiot. It's a set of individuals. What we can do, is perhaps assign a common denominator of what characteristics an idiot shares:a.) Uses his real name on the internet.a1.) Uses his real name on the internet, then complains that everybody can see his garbage because the website gets indexed by google.b.) Hangs out on a forum which is dedicated to a subject that he knows absolutely nothing about.c.) Complains about other members and bothers the admins.d.) Posts completely non-relevant things.e.) Complains that nobody answers his questions.f.) Tries to engage in a fight with other members, then loses.g.) Generally acts as a widely recognized cunt.h.) Takes whatever happens online seriously.i.) Guilty of creating another identity to hide his previous antics, but does it in such a amateurish way that it is immediately (less than 2s) possible to link him to his former self.j.) Constantly posts links to other websites which contain no relevant informationI have one to add to Kharnak's listk.) Answers the above questions in an open foruml.) Tells a host of the forum's most respected members that they contribute nothing, while restricting their own output to a load of drivel on 'Off Topic' m.) changes their icon more often than their underwear

"changes their icon more often than their underwear"andym, where did you get those nice glasses?

QuoteOriginally posted by: James"changes their icon more often than their underwear"andym, where did you get those nice glasses?Want a pair?

But your shades aren't ripped from THAT photo though..

Can't you infer who my style icon is?

It is entirely apt that I made that cretarded omment on this thread. What a fucking sheen-tard. I knew where the shades were from but the knowledge wasn't close enough to the conscious to make itself known! I was right though

Gee, my idiot ratio is so high, I guess its either Buddy Holly or that famous book reviewer for that famous magazine who went to that famous school that is famous for being famous with quants. In Paris. With Buddy Holly glasses. And drinks Grey Goose. And is famous. And is giving a guest lecturte when he comes home. And you too.