December 18th, 2009, 9:26 pm
The other day, a beautiful girl asked me if I "go both ways" because her friend was coming into town, and she likes two guys at once. I won't repeat what I told her. So she said she was going with the guy that night anyway, but the next day maybe me and her girl friend could get together. By that time I was so grossed out I told her not to call me, and if she did I would change my number. She ran off crying.The story doesn't end there, but I think I will have to play it safe and stick to broken glass, hitchhikers, and bottles of medicine with the tamper seal removed.