I'm glad to know that you have disavowed the practice of quantitative finance. I yield back the remainder of my time.
Counsel for Defence: I would like to thank my learned colleague for yielding so readily. Perhaps he has a more pressing engagement elsewhere. Now, you said that practising quantitative finance kills babies. Is that correct?
Witness: No. I said that killing babies was wrong.
CoD: Court reporter, could you read back…
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CoD: Would you be so kind as to clarify your position on quant finance and the killing of babies?
Witness: Certainly. I answered the question about killing babies, which I believe to be wrong. Counsel for the Prosecution’s statement about quantitative finance is nonsense, but I was not asked to comment on that. I apologise to the court, your honour, but I thought that was obvious.
Judge: Thank you, that was all very clear. [Thinks: What an excellent witness.]