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A Frequentist and a Bayesian walk into a bar…

Any good jokes or pick up lines?

This is definitely in the wrong forum, but I think we need some variation on the theme of “do you come here often?”

I'd rather go for "Have you been here before"? It obviously depends on the context, though. And if you get down to the business, use confidence intervals instead of a p-value.

 Frequentist Guy: I've really gotta p.
 Bayesian Gal: I'd update my impression about you, but that's a little more than I need to know.

Alan. The Frequentist Guy might be confident (interval) but the Bayesian Gal would hardly find him credible (interval).