Albert Einstein and Neils Bohr are both attending a physics conference and decide to go fishing together one day. They rent a boat and take it out onto a lake. They have a great day and catch a boatful of fish. Since it was much more fun than talking physics, they decide to go again the next day. "How will we find this spot tomorrow" asks Neils."That's easy" says Albert and chalks a white cross on the side of the boat where he is sitting. Neils smiles and says "That's not going to work." "Why not?" asks Albert "I'm the king of relativity and I say all we have to do is make a frame transformation." "Are you kidding me?" asks Neils "I'm the king of quantum mechanics, and I say we might not get the same boat tomorrow."

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QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunA famous joke about instructions outside a Laser lab"Do not stare into the beam with your remaining good eye"Actually when you have a laser accident in a lab, you are TOTALLY forbidden to enter in a laser lab anymore. The risk of becoming blind is too high and the policy of the labs is to put the man in an office job.And here a joke Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

in physics what's not a logarithm is an exponent

QuoteA student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited, he asks: "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"

Quote"I have made a great discovery in mathematics; I have suppressed the summation sign every time that the summation must be made over an index which occurs twice..." Albert Einstein

QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunQuoteOriginally posted by: CuchulainnQuote"I have made a great discovery in mathematics; I have suppressed the summation sign every time that the summation must be made over an index which occurs twice..." Albert EinsteinTensor Contraction, right? That was my second worst oral exam. Why would one give an *oral* tensor calculus exam? It still puzzles me.You're not that old, but your faculty examiner could easily have been from an age when it was just too hard to typeset the thing.Easier to make everybody just write on the blackboard instead of having to fiddle with this! Now the world advanced, but maybe that particular professor didn't!