July 21st, 2006, 7:40 pm
QuoteOriginally posted by: doreillyYou certainly seem to have your finger on the pulse of joe six-pack.I know a guy who used to work as a security guard all night at an office building in the middle of party neighborhood. He'd socialize in the street in front of the clubs, or party on the roof until maybe three AM. Then he'd nap until he got off work, and go pick up tourist girls at the hotel pools along the beach, or just sleep in a cabana. He was homeless, as he did not need a home.He'd get his check every other Friday, and blow it completely on crack (or sometimes on the gambling boats) by the next morning. Having usually gotten his shoes stolen, he'd go to Macy's on Saturday, and steal two complete Ralph Lauren outfits. He'd sell one for enough money to get a haircut. Then he'd look good enough to steal everything else he needed from CVS pharmacy or Publix grocery store.He has since lost his job as a security guard, but has no need to get a new job. Each day, seven days a week, he wakes up outdoors somewhere and steals breakfast and toiletries at the drug store. Then he sits around somewhere, until he gets a nickel which he can pass off as a quarter to take the local bus to the grocery store where he steals some gourmet food. Then he kicks around for a while, goes back to the drugstore, and steals a bottle of Cuervo 1800.He takes a couple cabs around without paying, and pays with a black eye the 50% of the time he is too drunk to run when the cab stops. The police drag him out of the gutter and dump him off at the address on his license. Then the next day he wakes up, steals a new set of clothes at The Gap, an electric toothbrush, goes down to the beach, and starts again.He shoplifts about three times every day. Sometimes he gets caught, and just tells the cashier, owner, or security guard to buzz off until they give up following him. They aren't bounty hunters, they have no handcuffs, what can they do if they do catch him? They are powerless to even confiscate what he has taken. He has no car or home, so when he runs off he is gone.He is sure of several things, 1) he is the greatest, 2) one day he will get his big break and be a superstar, and 3) the world isn't keeping up its end of the bargain in its relationship with him.edit: He didn't actually lose his job as a security guard, he just lost his shift and post at the building with the modeling agency in it. Being "weekend supervisor" at some gated condo complex didn't appeal to him, so he stopped asking for hours.
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farmer on July 20th, 2006, 10:00 pm, edited 1 time in total.