September 20th, 2008, 9:51 pm
Over the last week I've been speaking to people at all levels about what could possibly happen next. Some people try to reassure me along the lines of "your money is safe because the shares are in your name" or "your money is safe because of cooling-off periods" or "your money is safe because that bond has insurance" and every time I dig deeper it is exactly as Collector has warned...nobody has a clue about ownership/insurance/etc... none of this has been tested before, details of the 'small print' may be crucial but equally the small print may get rewritten under emergency measures, the rules might be torn up and rewritten on a case-by-case basis. I've always advocated analyzing worst-case scenarios (as opposed to all that probabilistic copula or extreme-value theory garbage). Had such measures been adopted generally then the current mess might not have happened. But now all those "copulators" (who use copula models), or f**kers as I call them (the Anglo-Saxon translation) mean that worst cases are almost too awful to contemplate.Lawyers are the only ones who'll benefit from this, as usual. I'm on record as saying that one day soon we'll all be living in caves, just that lawyers will be living in bigger caves than the rest of us.P