Where's their national pride? :-/ Norwegians, Swedes and Danes seem to be like Poles, Germans and Russians: historical animosities, mutual distrust and ethnic jokes. You have Svenkevister and the Germans have "Polish jokes" (depicting Poles are drunk and stupid) - some of them aren't bad:
What's written on the roundabout sign in Sweden?
"Maximum 8 times."
Two Swedes went fisking in the winter. They've been sitting very long - no catch. Nearby, two Norwegians catch a fish every minute. One of the Swedes goes to the Norwegians to ask how they do this, comes back and tells his colleague: "They made a hole in the ice".
The Swede, the Dane, and the Norwegian were sentenced to ten years in jail, but could bring with them one thing each. The Dane brought a pallet of beer, the Norwegian a beautiful woman, and the Swede a pallet of cigarettes. After ten years, the cells were opened. The Dane was lying drunk on the floor, the Norwegian was standing there with his wife and ten kids, and the Swede stood there asking for a light.