QuoteOriginally posted by: outrunHilary is going to win from RubioI'll bite.Later this month: Bye, bye Rubio.GOP convention: Trump gets nominated. There is some chatter about picking Kasich but eventually the entire party chickens out.Dem convention: Hillary gets nominated. Sanders endorses, reddit.com/r/politics explodes.Late summer: Both Dems and Republicans float third party candidacies. They get on a ballot or two. Nothing comes from it. Trump goes fully nuclear on Hillary, but turns out bullying a woman doesn't work out as planned. Trump blames RNC and Fox and, yup, Drudge. It's all their fault. Considering they're all traitors to the cause he's YUGE, doing AMAZING. RNC has massive buyers remorse. But it's too late.Election night: Hillary wins with bigger margin than 1984. Trump tells everybody he will sue.Some time shortly after election night: Hillary gets one step closer to a court case because of some email thing. Turns out she may have sent something she said she had sent which according to some legislative act from 1791 on beet root wholesale price fixing is considered illegal. Trump leads the premature impeachment effort. Meanwhile absolutely all Bernie fans prepare for their midterms.Early 2017: Hillary gets sworn in. Trump announces a new 10-episode mini-series of The Apprentice. As a thank you Chris Christie is accepted as a contestant, but fired in the first episode for failing to sell more Subway(r) sandwiches than the team led by Amorosa (sic). Without being explicitly asked he bends over the boardroom table uttering "Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Please, sir. May I have another?".
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