<t>Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said,'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do...

Try emailing akaur@execuzen.com (Avneet Kaur) in New York.

<t>Updated financial definitions:CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistakehimself for a financial genius.BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,the wife gets no jewelry, and the ...