Left/right is so last century. Blow your nose the wrong way (I don't know either) and you'll be called far right.
A better classification for leaders and governments is Evil, Mad and/or Stupid. (To head you off at the pass, this might not apply to ordinary citizens.)
E.g.:
Russia = Evil and Mad
China = Evil
USA = was Stupid, soon to be Mad
Canada = was Stupid
EU = Stupid
UK = Stupid with A Touch of Evil
Of course, there's "Mad" and there's mad.