April 27th, 2004, 9:41 pm
peace, you need to be simple and to the point. People appreciate this in general and it attracts american women in particular. Details are insignificant, but the conversation could go the following way. You see her, come close, take her ass in your hand and say, "Good day, I am from China(Pakistan, Greenland, Timbuktu -- insert the appropriate) . I see that you have a wonderful personality" and give it a little squeeze. She'll most likely say some polite american phrase along the lines, "Get lost you jerk", which in translation from american womanspeak means she is interested. Then you say, "Let's go to your place, i want show you my red crocodile, OK?" She says "OK", falls into your arms, and pays for the cab to her place.